So it's that time again, where the cocola advert graces our screens along with "Here come the girls" boots advert. You know that Christmas is upon us, the shops are open later, the Birmingham market is near! I mean you can't get any more festive than a bit of mulled wine and German Sausage to warm your belly during the cold winter nights....
Sadly I will be working the whole of Xmas :-( with only the usual days off!! I have been really creative and got my sewing machine out yet again, to make one hell of an xmas costume for works festive day on Friday. I have been really inspired by Kirsty, who is currently showcasing her crafty talents on Channel 4 at the moment. She has inspired me to start my very home craft series on you tube! But you will have to stay tuned to find out more about my crazy plan. However I have been looking at a few crafty peices I thought you guys could try for your selves.....
Gossip Juice!!
Hi I'm Joanna 22 years of age, still trying to figure out the meaning of life! Single which is very much to my annoyance, but self obbsessed party animal!! No weekend is ever the same!! I have always got some kind of gossip or problem to share!!! Check out my twitter page- http://twitter.com/Juicyblack
Sunday, 29 January 2012
WAHEY 2012
So Finally it's pay day.. So fucking happy, a whole 6 weeks with out being paid and having to visit the bank of dad was taking it's toll on me! I wasn't at all worried about leaving 2011 behind me so I could embrace on the new me of 2012. I have just got a new job which is going really well, still single however I have decided that 2012 is to focus on my weight loss as I have put 3 stone back on since leaving weight watchers, sad times! Even though I have been excerising :-(
So 2011 Really freaked the hell out of me, I guess because I was so desperate to get on telly, applying for big brother and then applying for Take me out and not getting very far with my TV debut, that I decided to make a fool of my self on national television and decided I would allow a camera to follow me on a night out.
I got absoloutley rat arsed, flashed my knickers, got into an argument and pretty much got banned from every bar going around Arcadian! It was pretty shit! But made great fucking telly.
See the link below where jeff discuss's the old me!
http://current.com/shows/lastnight/
After the programme I really have changed my ways. I have changed I am a lot nicer to men and actually managed to pick up a date changing my foolish ways lol!
Aww well wanted to kiss the ass of 2011 and welcome 2012 with open arms, with a new job, new man and who knows what this year has instore for me :-) xx
So 2011 Really freaked the hell out of me, I guess because I was so desperate to get on telly, applying for big brother and then applying for Take me out and not getting very far with my TV debut, that I decided to make a fool of my self on national television and decided I would allow a camera to follow me on a night out.
I got absoloutley rat arsed, flashed my knickers, got into an argument and pretty much got banned from every bar going around Arcadian! It was pretty shit! But made great fucking telly.
See the link below where jeff discuss's the old me!
http://current.com/shows/lastnight/
After the programme I really have changed my ways. I have changed I am a lot nicer to men and actually managed to pick up a date changing my foolish ways lol!
Aww well wanted to kiss the ass of 2011 and welcome 2012 with open arms, with a new job, new man and who knows what this year has instore for me :-) xx
Monday, 26 September 2011
Hey ladies, if like me you are struggling to find the perfect man.. There are some really cool dating websites and events you can try/attend.
All of which are bound to grab you a hot hunk in no time, before the christmas festivities.
I will even advise cute buys, and discount websites for that all perfect date!!
I have tried my hand at both always I wouldn't be recommending it to you.
Myself I have no
t been successful with either but I have friends that have really benefited from dating websites.
If I'm honest I think I have issues hence why I can't meet any one, but I am sure if you ladies try your hand at the below... You will be very lucky in love. :-D
Please don't shoot me if you still remain loveless or single..
So the list as follows:
Dating sites:
www.match.com
www.date.com
www.DatingDirect.co.uk
www.girlsdateforfree.co.uk
www.plentyoffish.co.uk
Speed dating websites:
www.speeddater.co.uk
www.smartdatinguk.com/
www.slowdating.com/
So moving on from dating websites we need to find you some cute little pieces to wear to these hot little dates you may be lucky to grab!
The key is to flash some skin but not to much, you must find some flirty but comfortable footwear and if he's a tight there are even some voucher websites to help you find that perfect date. All you need is for the bloke to turn up.
The below dresses are from Asos and the lingerie from Newlook.
All of which are bound to grab you a hot hunk in no time, before the christmas festivities.
I will even advise cute buys, and discount websites for that all perfect date!!
I have tried my hand at both always I wouldn't be recommending it to you.
Myself I have no
t been successful with either but I have friends that have really benefited from dating websites.
If I'm honest I think I have issues hence why I can't meet any one, but I am sure if you ladies try your hand at the below... You will be very lucky in love. :-D
Please don't shoot me if you still remain loveless or single..
So the list as follows:
Dating sites:
www.match.com
www.date.com
www.DatingDirect.co.uk
www.girlsdateforfree.co.uk
www.plentyoffish.co.uk
Speed dating websites:
www.speeddater.co.uk
www.smartdatinguk.com/
www.slowdating.com/
So moving on from dating websites we need to find you some cute little pieces to wear to these hot little dates you may be lucky to grab!
The key is to flash some skin but not to much, you must find some flirty but comfortable footwear and if he's a tight there are even some voucher websites to help you find that perfect date. All you need is for the bloke to turn up.
The below dresses are from Asos and the lingerie from Newlook.
Sunday, 22 May 2011
where is my life now?
I'm biding my time... Soon you will find me gracing ur tv screens with my big black booty if ur lucky lol! Or better I'd of won the lottery and then can be a lady of leisure!
I'm still single although not overly fussed about it. All men are tossers!! All they do is cheat and manipulate you!
Take my ex the weed smoking ashtray, he's such a waste man ( I hear you ask what is a waste man. Its a man that don't have a job and is at home all day every day doing fuck all) any how I used to be in love with him like really inlove with him. Hed tell me I don't want any thing serious just a casual thing. This went on and off for about 5 years telling me how he don't want nothing serious with any one. Next thing I know he's got a girl, who's living with him and his mum! I don't think you can get more serious than that! So after that I hated him!! Don't want nothing to do with him!!
But he still comes round my flat begging it like a poor man off the street!
The reason I'm telling you all this is because he came round mine yesterday. As he owed me £10. Apparently some girl asked him if he wanted to hook up, shed booked a hotel room and all that! But he said no ( he's a fool right) and then I was like "you should go" he was like nah I want to stay here. I was thinking you aint getting any thing from me I can't stand you!!! But that used to be me on the other end of the phone telling him I miss him I want to see him and he'll be like I'm busy! Yeh I wonder who he was busy with! Twat!!
Lifes a bit dry at the moment! I'm not sure what I want from it and my head is all confused!!! Its really stressing me out I know I need to get away but where and when is the question?? I really am into this fashion business but I can't work for people I think they are so evil, wicked and bad mind!!!
I want to open up my own boutique soon, so got to work on my business plan with the help of my dad. Been looking/thinking about location but its a tough one!
Any way piece out, hopefully when I report back it will be about something amazing that's happened lol we'll see xx
I'm still single although not overly fussed about it. All men are tossers!! All they do is cheat and manipulate you!
Take my ex the weed smoking ashtray, he's such a waste man ( I hear you ask what is a waste man. Its a man that don't have a job and is at home all day every day doing fuck all) any how I used to be in love with him like really inlove with him. Hed tell me I don't want any thing serious just a casual thing. This went on and off for about 5 years telling me how he don't want nothing serious with any one. Next thing I know he's got a girl, who's living with him and his mum! I don't think you can get more serious than that! So after that I hated him!! Don't want nothing to do with him!!
But he still comes round my flat begging it like a poor man off the street!
The reason I'm telling you all this is because he came round mine yesterday. As he owed me £10. Apparently some girl asked him if he wanted to hook up, shed booked a hotel room and all that! But he said no ( he's a fool right) and then I was like "you should go" he was like nah I want to stay here. I was thinking you aint getting any thing from me I can't stand you!!! But that used to be me on the other end of the phone telling him I miss him I want to see him and he'll be like I'm busy! Yeh I wonder who he was busy with! Twat!!
Lifes a bit dry at the moment! I'm not sure what I want from it and my head is all confused!!! Its really stressing me out I know I need to get away but where and when is the question?? I really am into this fashion business but I can't work for people I think they are so evil, wicked and bad mind!!!
I want to open up my own boutique soon, so got to work on my business plan with the help of my dad. Been looking/thinking about location but its a tough one!
Any way piece out, hopefully when I report back it will be about something amazing that's happened lol we'll see xx
Saturday, 3 July 2010
"Long time... No see!!"""
Well, Well, it has been a long time, and where the hell do I begin?
I got Usher blasting much to my neighbours delight with their british flag hanging high in their back garden- I say no more *cough* *bnp* Im still addicted to fake tan and unfortunatley have had some nasty accidents relating to this!!
So that was one of my many nights of trying the fake tan flex, I am deffo losing my touch! I feel like I have not been out forever, for a good old boogy, it's some what depressing!!! I am in a dark stage of my life right now thanks to my selfish cousin who went and got her self a flat rent owing £800 a month knowing full well we had booked a holiday to Ibiza and turned round 20 days before the holiday had to be paid off "I cant affored to go!!!" My mate didn't want to go just me and her which was fair enough cause it meant that I could save for a car now, although I am desperate for a holiday!! My bum chum is back in 2 weeks so im going to try and convince her to go marbella for a weekend!! Iv'e always wanted to go.
So apart from my holiday fucking up and gaining and losing a job before I even started I guess life couldn't get any worse! Ive seen it come down in 3's so things can only get better!! Im still single- can you beleive it?? I been back in brum for 9 months and still have not found me a man!!! What the hell? When im at Newlook on the weekend I see these ugly buttus women, with big arses and hairy armpits squeezing there big selves into size 10 when they know full well they shoulda picked up a size 18 maxi dress, strolling in the shop with Mr Hot on their arm, I have to do a double take most of the time because I think im dreaming!! If she can pick him up then I should be able to find me a eminem!!!- Oooh I got a big thing for eminem at the moe!! He looks so much better with dark hair.... If you guys know any eminem looky likes send them my way!!!
Any way im out hopefully I will have a spanking puegot 206 and a sexy man the next time i come to blog!!!
Peace out, love ya xx
I got Usher blasting much to my neighbours delight with their british flag hanging high in their back garden- I say no more *cough* *bnp* Im still addicted to fake tan and unfortunatley have had some nasty accidents relating to this!!
So that was one of my many nights of trying the fake tan flex, I am deffo losing my touch! I feel like I have not been out forever, for a good old boogy, it's some what depressing!!! I am in a dark stage of my life right now thanks to my selfish cousin who went and got her self a flat rent owing £800 a month knowing full well we had booked a holiday to Ibiza and turned round 20 days before the holiday had to be paid off "I cant affored to go!!!" My mate didn't want to go just me and her which was fair enough cause it meant that I could save for a car now, although I am desperate for a holiday!! My bum chum is back in 2 weeks so im going to try and convince her to go marbella for a weekend!! Iv'e always wanted to go.
So apart from my holiday fucking up and gaining and losing a job before I even started I guess life couldn't get any worse! Ive seen it come down in 3's so things can only get better!! Im still single- can you beleive it?? I been back in brum for 9 months and still have not found me a man!!! What the hell? When im at Newlook on the weekend I see these ugly buttus women, with big arses and hairy armpits squeezing there big selves into size 10 when they know full well they shoulda picked up a size 18 maxi dress, strolling in the shop with Mr Hot on their arm, I have to do a double take most of the time because I think im dreaming!! If she can pick him up then I should be able to find me a eminem!!!- Oooh I got a big thing for eminem at the moe!! He looks so much better with dark hair.... If you guys know any eminem looky likes send them my way!!!
Any way im out hopefully I will have a spanking puegot 206 and a sexy man the next time i come to blog!!!
Peace out, love ya xx
Tuesday, 6 April 2010
( I was meant to publish this ages ago sorry it's late)
I aint being funny but sometimes I think this life I live is a joke. My world is full of strange, random, bad smelling people!! People are just nasty and need to bade their skin!! I'm on the bus and I feel sick to my stomach! The windows are steamed up so we are all inhaling that same dutty air my man who aint brushed his teeth in ages has breathed!! Its nasty man!!
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> So yes as usual I'm sulking about life. U would to though if u were in my shoes and had so many fastey ppl up in your face!! You aint heard this one how I was shopping in bull ring newlook when some cheeky security gard called out my discription on the radio I was like'' ratid awho dat dey a call out pun the radio?'' I was screwing after I know I aint a teef!! I work dam hard for my money u know cheeky cunts!!!
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> Any way on a happy note its my birthday in 3 weeks I can't wait! I'm off to manchester with my bredrins and also I booked a table for a chinease kareoke bar up town its gonna be livvveeee!!
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> I'd like to tell you all about this fake tan my mate told me about called st moriz u get it from home bargains for £3.99 its a mouse and u need a glove to applicate it such as the one
> So to the men in my life! I managed to let craig down gently, thnk fuck for that. I told him I'm busy with work and that us aint going to happen. Which it aint poor git, feel sorry for him but I just want to be friends!!! Well as for Matt after seeing him on saturday and his strange behaviour today ive decided to call it a day! When he messages if he does Im deleting it straight away with out reading it about time he got a taste of his own medicine! It's ok though im sure Matt aint the only bloke in the world to show me some attention... So a girl must move on to the next frog!! Plus all my friends that saw him thought he was minging any way!! Lol well at least I can say im over my ginger phase!! :)
I aint being funny but sometimes I think this life I live is a joke. My world is full of strange, random, bad smelling people!! People are just nasty and need to bade their skin!! I'm on the bus and I feel sick to my stomach! The windows are steamed up so we are all inhaling that same dutty air my man who aint brushed his teeth in ages has breathed!! Its nasty man!!
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> So yes as usual I'm sulking about life. U would to though if u were in my shoes and had so many fastey ppl up in your face!! You aint heard this one how I was shopping in bull ring newlook when some cheeky security gard called out my discription on the radio I was like'' ratid awho dat dey a call out pun the radio?'' I was screwing after I know I aint a teef!! I work dam hard for my money u know cheeky cunts!!!
>
> Any way on a happy note its my birthday in 3 weeks I can't wait! I'm off to manchester with my bredrins and also I booked a table for a chinease kareoke bar up town its gonna be livvveeee!!
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> I'd like to tell you all about this fake tan my mate told me about called st moriz u get it from home bargains for £3.99 its a mouse and u need a glove to applicate it such as the one
> So to the men in my life! I managed to let craig down gently, thnk fuck for that. I told him I'm busy with work and that us aint going to happen. Which it aint poor git, feel sorry for him but I just want to be friends!!! Well as for Matt after seeing him on saturday and his strange behaviour today ive decided to call it a day! When he messages if he does Im deleting it straight away with out reading it about time he got a taste of his own medicine! It's ok though im sure Matt aint the only bloke in the world to show me some attention... So a girl must move on to the next frog!! Plus all my friends that saw him thought he was minging any way!! Lol well at least I can say im over my ginger phase!! :)
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