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2012-01-29T11:43:00.000-08:00

So it's that time again, where the cocola advert graces our screens along with "Here come the girls" boots advert. You know that Christmas is upon us, the shops are open later, the Birmingham market is near! I mean you can't get any more festive than a bit of mulled wine and German Sausage to warm your belly during the cold winter nights....

Sadly I will be working the whole of Xmas :-( with only the usual days off!! I have been really creative and got my sewing machine out yet again, to make one hell of an xmas costume for works festive day on Friday. I have been really inspired by Kirsty, who is currently showcasing her crafty talents on Channel 4 at the moment. She has inspired me to start my very home craft series on you tube! But you will have to stay tuned to find out more about my crazy plan. However I have been looking at a few crafty peices I thought you guys could try for your selves.....

WAHEY 2012

2012-01-29T11:38:00.000-08:00

So Finally it's pay day.. So fucking happy, a whole 6 weeks with out being paid and having to visit the bank of dad was taking it's toll on me! I wasn't at all worried about leaving 2011 behind me so I could embrace on the new me of 2012. I have just got a new job which is going really well, still single however I have decided that 2012 is to focus on my weight loss as I have put 3 stone back on since leaving weight watchers, sad times! Even though I have been excerising :-(

So 2011 Really freaked the hell out of me, I guess because I was so desperate to get on telly, applying for big brother and then applying for Take me out and not getting very far with my TV debut, that I decided to make a fool of my self on national television and decided I would allow a camera to follow me on a night out.

I got absoloutley rat arsed, flashed my knickers, got into an argument and pretty much got banned from every bar going around Arcadian! It was pretty shit! But made great fucking telly.

See the link below where jeff discuss's the old me!

http://current.com/shows/lastnight/

After the programme I really have changed my ways. I have changed I am a lot nicer to men and actually managed to pick up a date changing my foolish ways lol!

Aww well wanted to kiss the ass of 2011 and welcome 2012 with open arms, with a new job, new man and who knows what this year has instore for me :-) xx

2011-09-26T14:20:00.000-07:00

Hey ladies, if like me you are struggling to find the perfect man.. There are some really cool dating websites and events you can try/attend.

All of which are bound to grab you a hot hunk in no time, before the christmas festivities.
I will even advise cute buys, and discount websites for that all perfect date!!

I have tried my hand at both always I wouldn't be recommending it to you.
Myself I have no

t been successful with either but I have friends that have really benefited from dating websites.
If I'm honest I think I have issues hence why I can't meet any one, but I am sure if you ladies try your hand at the below... You will be very lucky in love. :-D

Please don't shoot me if you still remain loveless or single..

So the list as follows:

Dating sites:

www.match.com

www.date.com

www.DatingDirect.co.uk

www.girlsdateforfree.co.uk

www.plentyoffish.co.uk

Speed dating websites:

www.speeddater.co.uk

www.smartdatinguk.com/

www.slowdating.com/

So moving on from dating websites we need to find you some cute little pieces to wear to these hot little dates you may be lucky to grab!

The key is to flash some skin but not to much, you must find some flirty but comfortable footwear and if he's a tight there are even some voucher websites to help you find that perfect date. All you need is for the bloke to turn up.

The below dresses are from Asos and the lingerie from Newlook.

where is my life now?

2011-05-22T23:25:00.001-07:00

I'm biding my time... Soon you will find me gracing ur tv screens with my big black booty if ur lucky lol! Or better I'd of won the lottery and then can be a lady of leisure!

I'm still single although not overly fussed about it. All men are tossers!! All they do is cheat and manipulate you!
Take my ex the weed smoking ashtray, he's such a waste man ( I hear you ask what is a waste man. Its a man that don't have a job and is at home all day every day doing fuck all) any how I used to be in love with him like really inlove with him. Hed tell me I don't want any thing serious just a casual thing. This went on and off for about 5 years telling me how he don't want nothing serious with any one. Next thing I know he's got a girl, who's living with him and his mum! I don't think you can get more serious than that! So after that I hated him!! Don't want nothing to do with him!!
But he still comes round my flat begging it like a poor man off the street!

The reason I'm telling you all this is because he came round mine yesterday. As he owed me £10. Apparently some girl asked him if he wanted to hook up, shed booked a hotel room and all that! But he said no ( he's a fool right) and then I was like "you should go" he was like nah I want to stay here. I was thinking you aint getting any thing from me I can't stand you!!! But that used to be me on the other end of the phone telling him I miss him I want to see him and he'll be like I'm busy! Yeh I wonder who he was busy with! Twat!!

Lifes a bit dry at the moment! I'm not sure what I want from it and my head is all confused!!! Its really stressing me out I know I need to get away but where and when is the question?? I really am into this fashion business but I can't work for people I think they are so evil, wicked and bad mind!!!

I want to open up my own boutique soon, so got to work on my business plan with the help of my dad. Been looking/thinking about location but its a tough one!

Any way piece out, hopefully when I report back it will be about something amazing that's happened lol we'll see xx

2011-05-22T23:10:00.001-07:00

"Long time... No see!!"""

2010-07-03T13:32:00.000-07:00

Well, Well, it has been a long time, and where the hell do I begin?
I got Usher blasting much to my neighbours delight with their british flag hanging high in their back garden- I say no more *cough* *bnp* Im still addicted to fake tan and unfortunatley have had some nasty accidents relating to this!!

So that was one of my many nights of trying the fake tan flex, I am deffo losing my touch! I feel like I have not been out forever, for a good old boogy, it's some what depressing!!! I am in a dark stage of my life right now thanks to my selfish cousin who went and got her self a flat rent owing £800 a month knowing full well we had booked a holiday to Ibiza and turned round 20 days before the holiday had to be paid off "I cant affored to go!!!" My mate didn't want to go just me and her which was fair enough cause it meant that I could save for a car now, although I am desperate for a holiday!! My bum chum is back in 2 weeks so im going to try and convince her to go marbella for a weekend!! Iv'e always wanted to go.

So apart from my holiday fucking up and gaining and losing a job before I even started I guess life couldn't get any worse! Ive seen it come down in 3's so things can only get better!! Im still single- can you beleive it?? I been back in brum for 9 months and still have not found me a man!!! What the hell? When im at Newlook on the weekend I see these ugly buttus women, with big arses and hairy armpits squeezing there big selves into size 10 when they know full well they shoulda picked up a size 18 maxi dress, strolling in the shop with Mr Hot on their arm, I have to do a double take most of the time because I think im dreaming!! If she can pick him up then I should be able to find me a eminem!!!- Oooh I got a big thing for eminem at the moe!! He looks so much better with dark hair.... If you guys know any eminem looky likes send them my way!!!

Any way im out hopefully I will have a spanking puegot 206 and a sexy man the next time i come to blog!!!

Peace out, love ya xx

2010-04-06T12:45:00.000-07:00

( I was meant to publish this ages ago sorry it's late)

I aint being funny but sometimes I think this life I live is a joke. My world is full of strange, random, bad smelling people!! People are just nasty and need to bade their skin!! I'm on the bus and I feel sick to my stomach! The windows are steamed up so we are all inhaling that same dutty air my man who aint brushed his teeth in ages has breathed!! Its nasty man!!
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> So yes as usual I'm sulking about life. U would to though if u were in my shoes and had so many fastey ppl up in your face!! You aint heard this one how I was shopping in bull ring newlook when some cheeky security gard called out my discription on the radio I was like'' ratid awho dat dey a call out pun the radio?'' I was screwing after I know I aint a teef!! I work dam hard for my money u know cheeky cunts!!!
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> Any way on a happy note its my birthday in 3 weeks I can't wait! I'm off to manchester with my bredrins and also I booked a table for a chinease kareoke bar up town its gonna be livvveeee!!
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> I'd like to tell you all about this fake tan my mate told me about called st moriz u get it from home bargains for £3.99 its a mouse and u need a glove to applicate it such as the one

> So to the men in my life! I managed to let craig down gently, thnk fuck for that. I told him I'm busy with work and that us aint going to happen. Which it aint poor git, feel sorry for him but I just want to be friends!!! Well as for Matt after seeing him on saturday and his strange behaviour today ive decided to call it a day! When he messages if he does Im deleting it straight away with out reading it about time he got a taste of his own medicine! It's ok though im sure Matt aint the only bloke in the world to show me some attention... So a girl must move on to the next frog!! Plus all my friends that saw him thought he was minging any way!! Lol well at least I can say im over my ginger phase!! :)

Hi Had to share this....

2010-03-25T11:09:00.001-07:00

Hey guys this is truely the best video of all time!!! I had to share it with you all xxx

I hope you enjoy xx

GRRRrrrrrRRRRR

2010-03-22T13:40:00.001-07:00

Is it me or do men really piss us off!!!! ARGHHH!!! Lets start with man number 1- He is old in his 40's and is going through some what of a mid life crisis! He found a bold patch in the middle of his head the other day and I swear his life flashed before his eyes! You see men don't go through what us women have to go through. It's not a scratch going bold when you had no hair to begin with! We have periods, growing pains ie breasts and periods and soooo much other things that don't even compare to what us women have to go to... So the subject im speaking about deffo weighs over 15st and goes by the name of my dad!!!
He is ever so annoying i feel like he is my house mate not my dad, I always do the cleaning and buy the toilet paper and tooth paste and washing up liquid!! And when I don't he goes why you not got none!! GRRR any how so on purpose I never put any in the bathroom the other day and to my horror I found a sock!!! YES A FUCKING sock down the loo!! Men are wrong!!! I swear it was one of mine as well!!! I am megga not impressed, its good though il get my own back!!!! ( not sure how)

Then we have this ginger Fool that I like, but is dangling me from a string like sum frigging cat! Who does he think he is!! And when I'm really mad I delete his number and all the texts and tell him to get lost! and then his number worms it's way back into my phone again with a few I'm sorry text messages! I don't get it I'm usually good at sussing men out but this one he is far to difficult. I arrange to meet up with him and then he lets me down, and moans he ain't got no money! I'm like what i ain't asking you to take me to the Ritz! I just wanted to say hello! So I presume he has another girlfriend and then he tells me no! So what is it then ooh and this one killed it! " I don't like where I live and if you see it you wont like me" What kind of bull shit excuse is that???? So I'm gonna have to lock this boy off again I think cus he is doing my head in!! He works long hours well so he Say's for all I know he could be married with children and chatting bull shit bout the whole thing!!!! I ask him over and over if you got some one tell me now or if you ain't interested tell me now cus ur waisting out my unlimited text messages! i really dint understand the other sex man this one has really got me playing flipping cluedo in the brain!!!

ohh and then this loser that I met at Christmas who aint bothered me in like a month decided to get in touch and well he does my nut in god knows what i was thinking at the time, I think desperado had taken over my soul! His names ryan and he is a twat comes along yesterday ( AKA Monday) and is like "hi do you you want to meet up tomorrow" ERR hell NO where have you been for the last 2 months, do not be clicking you fingers and think il come running!! Cus i dont think so!! I think he is only being my friend cus he wants a free iphone lol although i dont mind helping but dont try the im interested card cus i am certainly over you!!!

I wish I could be this mean and actually tell the men in my life what i really think lol! With Matt i do cus he pisses me off, but then he butters me up like he's spreading toast and then that's it im good to go! Where as the others i.e craig Oh god craig he is just to eager to quick man, thinking that I am going to be his girlfriend i dont even fancy him, I've tried but i just don't specially now i got Matt on the brain 24/7 but thats the thing i just dont have the heart to tell him the truth, but then dont want to lead him on! I spose i should be grateful and take what I can but if i liked him a little bit, it would be a different story! O gosh....

Girls I deffo need help on letting men down gently!!!
Any way thats enough ranting for one night!! I think i'm going to bed to think about how to get Matt to tell me whats really going on! if you have any advise on that too, that would be great!!!

Chow love ya long time xxxx

DECENT- Is that so difficult?

2010-03-07T15:25:00.000-08:00

HAVE YOU MISSED ME?
Well I have been partying hard, trying to find my next victims and boy have I been a busy bunny!!!
But before I let you into my exciting life style ( NOT) I will bore you with some well learnt facts about "The man, today!"

You meet a man on a night out or in a pub, or through friends or in my case god knows where I been picking em up but the most remorial place that I will never forget will have to be the Chip shop on a night out! lol Having partied the night away with friends and got down and dirty in Birminghams Hot Gun spot!!
I ran into a pair of lads whom at first I can say I paid no attention to! Having had a bit of banter about places of interest and what food to order, I went about my business and ordered my food! Having left the chip shop I recall one of them asking for my number so I gave it to him... Im not going to tell you his name but after a few weeks passed I decided I need to meet this man I was texting!
Man was he every thing a girl could dream off, He had a job, he could drive and was pretty friendly but what came with that was poor kissing and excuse of ( I went to the dentist today for a filling) and a general all round prick!! Lol ( hey may be he thought my kissing was bad) BUT IM A GOOD KISSER I KNOW!!!! KISS ME IF U DONT BELIEVE ME!!!!

So that was the end of him!! I was beating my self up about it for a few days as I had picked my outfit out precisley oh well, his loss!!!

So roll on man number 2 this man likes to text sex which really pisses me off! Like whats with that bullshit? I hate it like Cats hate dogs!! They just dont mix!! Its not supposed to!! Some of you might be a fan of it but I really hate it! like megga hate it!! Just becuase I hate texting, but having met this lad i seem to text loads that my friends are starting to find me unsociable!!
Any way I met him on a night out in walsall after a few many drinks where I attacked him up the wall with my mouth!! Which is not a usuall occrunce from me I promise!! But I think i like this man past all the sexual texting he's trying sometimes i have to fob him off with something random lol just to stop the texting for a bit, but he is a nice lad! So im not going to complain! But not sure how long my relationship with my thumb and my phone is going to last lol

But what I have come to learn about men which will be the qoute of the week so please acknowledge and learn how we are going to change this and teach men about the ways when they used to worship the ground we walked on, when we were godesses amongst their place on the throne?

"A man wont take you out for a drink, unless he know's a blow job is involved"

Boobiesss VS Valentines Day

2010-02-08T02:39:00.000-08:00

Hi my fellow peepets,

Have you missed me? I bet you have!!!
I would love to say that I been sunning my self some where exotic but that would be a lie, and well we don't like lies here!! LOL
So I will just have to say that I been working, spending lots of money, shopping went on a couple of dates( boring) and am now back to square 1.

I decided that I don't need a man,cause they all get on my nerves and I am only 21 for the 2ND time so you know I'm still young, so I guess I better make the most of it and party till I drop down dead! ( at least I know the last moments of my life were fun) he he he OK that sounded wrong but I am a party animal! I wish I had enough funds to party every day of the week, but I don't! Because each time I go out I have to buy a new outfit!!

I'm sorry and I know many of you that feel the same......

Rule

You cannot wear the same outfit out clubbing twice in 1 month!!!
I know you think it isn't fair but now they have social networking sites like face book, I have no choice but to change my outfit a couple of times in one month. So imagine if I went out every day Jeez!!! words cannot describe it.....

Any way so lets get back to the title topics that I am going to cover,

Boobs, Breasts, Tits what ever you want to call them. Babylons lol!
Yes I am thinking of having a boob job because I really hate my boobs at the moment! I am seeing all these young buff tings with these boobs that just sit there and look round and full! Ha and well mine don't sit there, so I'm thinking of having something done... Not sure yet though!

I was just wondering if any of you guys hate your boobs and if you could change them what would you have done?

I tried to find images of boobs so I could discuss different shapes and sizes, but that was impossible, only pictures of celebrities in bikinis came up...What a sick world lol!!! Its frustrating search engines think just cause you typed in boobs your looking for porn stuff, even though your not! lol Oh well never mind, we all know wat boobs look like ha ha ha ha!!

I have a few questions that it would be great you could answer I promise what you tell me will remain confidential I just want it so I can use for my next blog you know like statistics lol!

Questions as follows:

A- What size are your boobs?
B-What would be your ideal size?
C-Are you happy with your boobs?
D-Where do you check you boobs regularly for lumps or abnormalities?

As we all know breast cancer is very serious and can occur in women of any age, usually it occurs in women over 50. But it is very important that women know how to check their breasts.

Please find below video of how to check your boobs as not many women know how to do this properly... Hope this helps!

Moving of such a serious topic onto another topic that we are fast approaching>>>>

Valentines Day

Yes 6 days to go till we celebrate the day of ST valentine him self... Although I must admit it has become more commercial and those of you who are loved up will have a great day and those of you who aren't will spend the Saturday getting pissed, and trying to find some one to snog, preferably a hottie but more than likely will end up a being a minger lol!

Well I would like you to message me all the things you have planned for your loved one, any suprises you have instore any thing! I would love to hear it, if Theres any one you got a secret crush on I think its time to let cupid work his charm!! :-P

You could go and watch the movie Valentines day which has an all star line up...
Check out the trailer-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0BMk04_ojg

Looks like a gooden!! (",)

I will deffo tell you about my Valentines weekend, lets hope its a little more interesting than anticipated lol may be all them secret admirers will come forward lol... O well as long as I get at least 1 card that'l be nice but if not oh well! There's more to life than valentines day :-) xxxxxxxxxx

Love ya Peace out!!!

Xmas spirit!

2009-12-17T12:20:00.001-08:00

So it's that time of year again, when the flu is high risk and the oldies have to make sure there jabs are recent. You get the sniffles and it's extra cold and if your lucky you might even see snow!
The mulled wine and mistle toe come out to play ( brace ur self fella's) Oh and I got a cold!!!

But christmas is about sharing being with family and friends and enjoying the birth of christ! So why do I feel like christmas is all about money and getting pissed?
Ohh and couples... And christmas market. Where ever you turn there is some one having a good old smooch PUT IT AWAY PLEASE!!! We aint all LOVED UP YOU KNOW!!

The MSN DUDE!!!

2009-12-10T13:13:00.001-08:00

Do you have an MSN account? You always get the odd one that has to flash you some part of his body! Uninvitingly, this is what I mean. How are you supposed to meet a hot man on the net!! Could he even be who he says he is? For all I know he's 50 years old with a beer belly and no job! I hear you scream webcam! But would you not prefer to imagine him as he says he is in his pic or for your dreams to be shattered because the truth has been unveiled? I'm not quite sure; I'll leave that one for you...

Back to subject A- I'm not going to tell you his name or how the hell he ended up on my MSN account. But you always have those people you just accept for the sake of it. You know them days when you would just accept everybody, a bit like face book. He's one of those! OK I do feel a bit bad for posting a pic of him on my blog! But he is subject A new discussion, hot topic! ( I hope I don't get in trouble for this) any way back to my conversation.

How many of you guys out there have done the flashing I mean it's ok if you were invited but this one he was cocky! Lol ha ha ha ha ha and whipped it out for fun. I can honestly say he is no longer on my msn friends list, but he was funny and the conversation between me and him did make me laugh, hard! I would have posted the lovely pics he had on his msn profile but id have the police knocking at my door for porn, thats how bad it was lol! I really don't get it. So I asked him "Why don't you have a girlfriend, instead of flashing your knob on msn" Lol He replied "I don't want a girlfriend I want to have fun" Ok so fair enough he wants to shag every Tom, Dick and Harry but that don't mean that he don't have to poison me with the photos of his knob! So I explained "but Msn you won't find any one on here, well not really! Your better of going to a night club or street corner!" ha ha I really can't remember what happened after that as I thought he would look good on my blog and hey may be if any of you ladies fancy seeing his privates, I could give you his msn and you could make his lucky day!!

“Married by 30?” May be not such a good idea!

2009-12-10T13:11:00.001-08:00

The search of a ginger is proving more difficult than I thought, I mean if I can't even get a hot brunette or blonde my chances of pulling a ginger is not exactly going to be easy. I am searching for some speed dating nights in Birmingham, as I have managed to convince my nearest and dearest that we must go! But it's proving a bit pricey I mean to pay £15 for an event where I probably wont even meet my match, does not seem worth it but then I am happy to try anything once!

It seems like marriage or marriage proposals don't mean anything these days. I met some guys out last night while getting frisky in one of walsall finest clubs lol (exaggeration) WS1 the place is ok for a cheap night out £12 all you drink if you like the watered down kind of stuff. After 8 glasses of archers and cranberry I don't appear to be drunk... That's a little strange don't you think? So your best to get a bottle of wine down your throat before attending, that usually helps to speed up a night of mayhem! We definitely travelled in style yesterday, waited 40 minutes for a bus and took our ride all the way to the venue! Thank god I had my over knee boots on they are so comfy and cheep! Cost me £25 from Priceless shoes ( I can see your expression, but these boots are kick ass!) any way so back to the marriage ting, I see this hot looking lad, man he was sooooo pretty! He knew he was gorgeous; you can always spot a lad who fancies himself! With his entourage following close behind him, he looked about 15 so I had no intention of going there, but I thought a little chat wouldn't hurt. For such a pretty looking boy, he half didn't have a "foul mouth!" on numerous occasions I heard him say "You want to see my dick" excuse me is this what they get taught at college these days? "No thank you, I don't fancy kids" He had balls though and he was with his brother who was married and definitely miss behaving.... It took me a couple of attempts to slap his hand of my body and pull my own hand back, before it was taken to places day light had not even seen! After 10 minutes of chatting I realised that they were nice lads, but if I saw my husband out feeling up women he would be in trouble!! But I guess it was alright for him cause his wife was at home looking after her 3 month old baby, sorry their 3 month old baby while he was out feeling up women and getting hot and bothered on the dance floor!

Any way its made me think that may be I don't want to get married just yet! Because I need to party and meet young married men, and think god I'm glad I'm not married with kids at 22! So I count myself lucky! But it don't mean I don't want to meet a hot man! I just think that settling down may be I am a little young even if every one else around me is moving in with partners or getting engaged or travelling the seven seas with there loved ones. Plus if I had a hot man and was any of the above, I wouldn't be writing a blog about finding the man of my dreams and I wouldn't be giving you the opportunity to laugh at me!

Ohhh Christmas is nearly here and I aint seen no mistle toe! Lol I wonder why it's called mistle toe cause I don't see no toe shaped leaves hanging from this particular plant, I will give you £5 if you know the answer to my question and Im not joking either I really will! May be not seeing this kind of stuff is a good thing I mean, imagine if you were standing at the bar getting your self a drink, or standing in a que at asda, and the mistle ting is hanging above your head and some, nasty man with yellow teeth 4 of them missing, bogy hanging out his nose, is standing next to you? Trust me it's his lucky day and his Christmas wish to santa has come true! Your gonna have to puckka up, because before you know it, its to late and he's already locking lips with you!!!

"So my warning to you ladies, beware of the mistle toe!" And my warning to men is beware of me and my mistle toe! Because you never know when I just might sneak up behind ya!!! Mwhaaa ha ha ha !!! J

SXE Gingers and Flirty dresses!

2009-12-01T09:29:00.000-08:00

Right new challenge girlies.....
TO find a sexy ginger! I have posted a face book add so I just need to sit back and wait for those messages to flock in! Ooh and on Twitter! You can follow me on twitter search me Juicyblack... Look forward to seeing ya!!!

I know a lot of peaople are not keen on gingers, but I think they are quite sexy! I know many of you have dated or are dating a ginger! Lol so theres no need to deny it lol!!! Below I have found a few celebrety gingers that I know we all adore dearly! and well I wouldnt mind going a few places with them! :P

The first hotty, he is deffo hot and I know many girls, women would love to be his princess ( yep you guessed it) Prince Harry. He is sooooo Hot!!

He deffo deseves a 7/10

2 nd person who is pretty dishy for a grandad! Is Damien Lewis

3rd and final sexy ginger to win my vote is Bradley from Eastenders. He is pretty hot and here we catch him in the half nuddy!!!

So that's it for the ginger hot man chart....

To pull a ginger or any hot man you are going to need a banging dress! I have done some online hunting looking at some bargains and well dresses out of my price range. Unless I decide to sell my self on the corner or shake my ass for cash... Which I am kind of considering!

First dress to enter the hot dress chart is from Topshop. the price is not bad, but you will need a figure like kate moss to even look any where near sexy in it! As we all know shoulder details is hitting the high street hard and fast! You must have a shoulder detailed peiece. Whether it is a top or a dress. It can be studd detail, sequin detail or like the below Topshop cosmic dress, 3D detail.....

But if £38 is out of your budget.. "Do not fear" I am the best researcher ever! I found a very good copy at half the price..

of £19.00 from ARK clothing www.arkclothing.co.uk they have a few stores all over the UK but if you live in Birmingham... Dont rush out to buy it becuase your nearest store is Derby and the people that work there are THICK!! I phoned the stupid cow to see if they had the long sleeve in stock because they used to sell it for £16.99 she couldn't even find the one above which is in stock. If you call nottingham they are much more friendly and have more sense. The lady there looked online for the dress and she even went to find it in store, she found grey and cream in the long sleeve length!! Well done you ( shame I dont remember her name)

2. The next dress which I really got the hots for is the skater dress!!! It's really popular at the moe, and strangely enough the majority that I have found have a floral print! Like dont they know its Winter... oh well I geuss they couldnt design them with holly leaves or snow men, however that would have been fantastic!!
So I have found 1 from Asos at the price of £28 and one from Select at for just £18. I like the print of the select dress I think it has that wintery look to it... Plus its a lot cheaper by a whole £10 and postage and packaging.

Asos dress

Select fashion
You know what it dont even matter if your not a size 8 and you wear one of these dresses beacuse they are very flattering. If you have large boobs it will make you look good to.

3.A wear a new website run by the once manager for faith head office, since faith went sour he set up another label in Irland named awear. This dress would look hot with a pair of black tights and gold shoes I know you think its crazy but seriously.. With a matching clutch bag and bow in your hair you would look sexy!! Rocking out at xmas... For the price of £40 excluding post and packaging it will be a dress you would have to wear time and time again!

You will find the website online www.awear.com

4.Asos ( I know this website is bad ass) The dress I have found is amazing and im telling you wen I have lost all my fat at weight watchers I will purchase this dress at a size 10 NO LIE!!! lol It's beautiful and all you women with that sexy figure need to be banging this dress out on the streets! You will deffo turn heads in this number... Priced at £45 it is deffo worth it!

TBC-

Quick Update: I have applied for press pass for NEC clothes show Birmingham so hopefully I will be filling you in with the latest trends to rock this side of England!! woop woop!!!! XOXO

BBC good food Show!!

2009-12-01T08:31:00.000-08:00

Right guys where do I begin? Now that I have revamped my blog and it is now a life style, fashion and gossip (moan) site! I have decided to report to you on one of the biggest events that took place over the weekend. I was lucky to attend the show for a number of days, I visited a few stands and had many samples of food and alcohol and, so below I have a listed a few and of course you know when I am around there is always going to be drama!!!!

Saturday:
Was the busiest day of them all, the general public flocked in the thousands, “ forty thousand” were expected and I believe that forty thousand turned up. “Why are the general public so fucking RUDE!!! Arrogant, ignorant bastards, I tell you.” I spoke to one lady and she completely blanked me looked straight through me. For legal reasons I cannot tell you what my business was there, but I can definitely tell you that the people that went along were arse holes!!
So back to the food, drink and exhibitors, all of whom I spoke to tried and tasted were very friendly. For a not very well organised or sign posted event as commented by a lot of the general public. I would believe that in today’s climate the show was a success. Many exhibitors selling out of stock before the show even finished so exceeding expectations of what they were expecting to make.

Finding the event:
Three shows took place over the weekend a golf show and the motor cycle show were amongst them as well as the food show. Many consumers found it difficult to find the actual show and complained about it not being very well sign posted, I mean are these people fucking thick? It was quite easy to find the show as well as having a man shouting at the top of his longs as you came down the escalators. “Good food show to right!” I can’t possibly think why it was so difficult for anyone to complain about not knowing what way to go! However I must admit had it been sign posted, people would have found something else to moan about, like why is there a queue for the cash machine! “I don’t know you lazy git why did’t you go to Tesco’s before you came! “TWAT”

Event:
On your way into the show having passed the friendly, cheerful guys at security you had the pleasure of purchasing a GFS glass, tote or shopping trolley. All which were reasonably priced. The glass was really cool as it came with a pouch you could hang around your neck. Also the show guide was free. Much to my amusement I guess the BBC really thought about the credit crunch this year.
So on Saturday I visited a few stands trying different types of food and tasting different types of drinks. A few that really stood out to me and I am keen to try again! I had the great pleasure of tasting

“Crabbies original alcoholic ginger beer.”

Very long title but let me tell you it was the most flavoursome summer drink I have ever tried!!! Definitely deserved I suggest that you should all try this drink at least once. If you like the flavour of ginger beer, then this will not disappoint. It is as if you are drinking fizzy pop! Would be great at barbecues, you will be pissed in no time!!!
The curry sauce and Co... Looked like it was run by some English guys, can’t say I was a fan I tried the Doppiaza medium which tasted powdery and was just spicy hot had no flavour!
The Madrass again tasted like the smell of dog shit! It was again bitter and not very pleasant deffo would not have that on my freshly boiled rice. Sorry guys

Slow food..

The man on the stand was a bit of a pig. May be he knew I was just being greedy and wasn’t actually going to buy the delicious cheese I tried. The slow food company are a non- for- profit organisation (which means they are making a profit, and if questioned you cannot take them to court hence non- for – profit rather than non profit) Organisation, based in 50 branches through out the UK. The aim of Slow food is to educate the consumer and protect good clean and fair food. Basically the food is for rich bastards that can afford to purchase the product however I do agree with what they believe in. These days we would rather go to Maccy d’s and spend 99p on a burger rather than go to some organic shop and spend £4.99 on a slice of ham. ( you do the maths) I don’t think its that the general public would not like to eat fine, good, traditional food made to the highest standards with such high purity. “We can’t bloody afford it!” Then health organisations moan at us for eating fast food well what do they expect?

Any way back to slow food, I tasted Brockleby’s organic pie and can honestly say it was DEVINNE!!!! It was absolutely beautiful. I love pastry it was definitely a treat and I am going to see that pie on the weight watchers scales this week! ( fuck sake jo, gym all week) but it was amazing. The pastry was crunchy and delicious as well as the pork filling and the lamb and green peas filling I tried. “Well done guy’s!”

Rankin... Cinnamon and Raisin Bread!!!

OMG it was the best bread I have ever tasted I am having a mouth and stomach orgasim as I write about this. It was absolutely fantastic! I will defo be buying that.
As you took a bite in the bread the flavours of Cinnamon had already hit your tongue. The bread melted as it slid down your throat it was soooo delicious! I wish I took two pieces.

So as you can imagine I was pretty stuffed on Saturday. Sunday was no better. I visited Grabbies about 3 times, but wasn’t drunk. ( unfortunately) I also made show I visited Tilda rice where I was able to sample a very delicious mushroom risotto made buy a very cheery and friendly lady! ( sorry do not know her name) It was fantastic, the full flavours that entered the tongue. I think the ingredients was the brown tilde microwave rice, some green vegetable or leaf cant member and mushrooms of course! Brilliant, I really need to get hold of the recipe and try it myself.
I visited this stand at least 5 times. ( fat pig I know)

Well sadly I have come to the end of my tasting and bitching. Unfortunately I did not get to attend any of the main shows as they were pretty much sold out. I saw the 2 hairy bikers about 3 times and they seemed like friendly guys. I also had a glimpse of James Martin doing book signings surrounded by many fans ( of course) and Andy Peters doing his stuff on the Invention Stage which was quite interesting.
Overall I think that the food show was great even if here was stinking racist people there, quick to taste the curry, and buy the Reggae Reggae sauce that the stand had sold out of products!! General public are funny man!

In total the BBC food show deserves a very respectable 4 stars cannot wait for the clothes show! You know that it’s going to be Juicy!!

What am I "Agony Black"

2009-11-16T13:57:00.000-08:00

I know I am a good listener as well as a speaker but tonight I am just not in the mood for listening. OMG My mate is sooooooooo getting on my nerves! She is going on about this date. I think I should go with her on her next one. ( Im not jelouse I swear) I like listening to love stories and dates but man.... "does she have to go on about it?" I mean I have been here for 2 hours and I swear I am going to slit my wrists. I need wine ASAP!!

Right so I don't want you guy's to think I dont support my fans because I do, and I would like to say a special thank you to two people who seem to be enjoying my blog.
Below my friend "B" she say's that she understands what I am going through and all she would like is a nice man! I feel a little better that I am not the only one!

above my sexy friend B.

Another friend also told me some very wise words yesterday, Thanks Niki Rox... also please check out her footwear collection....

http://www.nickyrox.com/">http://www.nickyrox.com

Any way so these were the words of the wisdom one!!

you got a lot of energy so I would suggest you put that energy to good use whilst young... could be anything, a business venture, sports, new career... travelling...working abroad.... anything...! xx good luck xxxx today is the youngest you will ever be. but in 8 years, you will be at your ever wisest. xx Although they were very wise words I still am on the search for that man!!! lol

So on my return back to London I only saw 1 fit man can you beleive it i would of taken a photo but it was not possible lol he was with his mum! lol ha ha ha
Oohh I saw natalie cassadi today smoking a fag and being papped in the o2 centre finchley road Wednesday at 2 pm, incase any of you want to stalk her lol... I was in warterstones reading the secret.

I would upload a pic of her but she aint nothing special so I cant be bothered lol ( Eeeevvvvill I know) So back to the search of a hot man. Not doing so well still, but after reading a little bit about the law of attraction, I have decided possitive thinking... Ladies repeat after me-

" I will find a hot man, he is going to sweep me off my feet"
Repeat this 5 times a day and I promis within at least a week you will find a hot man! "Be careful not to actually be swept of your feet as that could be embarrasing!!"

Have fun and good luck!!!! XOXO

Just for the sake of it or true love?

2009-11-15T13:11:00.001-08:00

Ok so I really need to keep you guys on board and in order for me to do this I need to get involved with the love of others.. ( dont panic, im not going to hang out your laundry) Celebrityville! Lets take a trip to Gossipville and see who's dating who and who is quite not getting on it!! I mean check out (yes you all know her) Jennifer Aniston poor bitch, shes getting fucked up in the wrong way! I mean the poor cow can't even keep hold of her blokes, and then tells the nation she's fine. I like Miss sorry Ms Aniston and would hope that she would of found a bloke by now how ever check out the frogs she's been kissing but they just dont seem to be turning into prince's....

Last I heard she was dating ( see above for photo) Bradley cooper who then shot her in the arse and decided to date Renee Zelleweger only to go back to dating her again!! Oh Well shit happens!! But the man is an arse dont you think?

Mind you Renee is looking pretty hot these day's I think I need the number of her personal trainer!!!

PollPub.com VoteWho do you think Bradley Cooper should date?

Then we have another hit with the ladies Kevin Jonas!! Sorry Ladies, but he has proposed to his girlf!! I know your hearts have been broken ( I am sorry) So what is there like only 2 left now? You better get your heels & your boobs out girls if you want to bag any of them lol!!!

So that was just a few sneak love gossip I picked up I could go on forever, but I'd rather focus on us and how we are going to find that attractive man! Well the one our heart's desire that is. Like i mentioned before I wanted to go speed dating but my friend was not interested. ( sorry friend about the date comment) I must say my mate said her date went really well, which is great. Oh yes but I managed to convince her to come speed dating with me!

If you would like to come let me know please see the Link below. Not sure which one I am going to yet but I will let you know if your interested in coming. :)

Check out link for speed dating http://www.smartdatinguk.com/speeddating-events__m1_1_m2_3_m3_1.aspx

If your not from birmingham please find UK national speed dating websites

http://www.speeddater.co.uk/

Also please check out these dating websites:

http://www.girlsdateforfree.com

http://www.flirtbox.co.uk/

www.Match.com

2009-11-05T16:09:00.001-08:00

So as you see me and my mates ready to hit the tiles of London sorry LANDANNNN town!!
Ive been told that may be I want to meet some one so badly that it just wont happen. Well that is just not the case!!! I don't want to meet some one badly i just think it would be nice if I had some one to moan to when I am going through a shit time... Like now!
I know I'm such a moaner!!! I cant help it. I guess I failed my 2 week challenge I couldn't find a date!!! SAD I KNOW... However every one else around me is dating!
My fit housemate she went to a party and met a bloke, and he took her on a date! I'm yet to find out about it, she text me saying "my date was amazing he is so lovely."
Thank god she'll stop banging on about her ex now! Lol I know sounds so mean. Then my other friend from Birmingham she said she was going on a date tonight. I'm yet to hear the news of that one. She said that if it doesn't go well then she will come speed dating. I hope it goes really bad lol ( I know evil)

Oh and then the Friday I returned, I went to the pub with some friends and drank so much ( as I always do) that I told my mates I liked the bar man, which I do but If I wasn't so pissed I would not have told them. Any way so my friend asks for his number and does not say its from me, and because I am so stupid I text him playing silly games like can u guess who I am... ( I mean he prob didn't fancy me any way) I should of been straight and been like hey its Jo do you want to go for a drink!!! ARGHHH why am I so stupid? So yer foolish me, I needed to meet up with my friend for a girlie chat and we ended up going back to the same pub because it was on route! ( I had things on my mind that I forgot we couldn't go there for at least 8 months) Any way I spent the whole night blanking him and trying to keep out of his way!! Oh this is ridiculous! I think every thing is just bloody ridiculous!!!!!!

MmmMmmm... I think I should call it day on this whole man searching mission i mean all they tend to do is break your heart any way, don't they?

The Below song is a tunaaaaggeee and kind of makes me feel better lol xxx

Still Searching....

2009-11-05T07:17:00.000-08:00

Hey ladies, I know my blog seems pretty sexiest doesn't it? ( Sorry guys but this is just for the ladies) However I'm open minded so if you are a girl and you'd quite fancy getting stuck in then holla at me...

Suppose I better introduce my self and the whole Reason I set up my blog! Although the title is pretty obvious!

I'm 22 years of age and my name is Jo I'm currently living in London and I am a loner.... I ain't seen any action in months, and I think that it is beyond a joke that there isn't any fit men around!
Lol this is London for Pete's sake. Men are supposed to be falling at my feet.( OK may be not) It doesn't help that I found out my ex boyfriend is married... Like what is that about! I guess there is such a thing as love at first sight. But Cupid needs to find his way to me because I Must be married by the time I reach 30... 8 years to find a bloke and settle down... actually 7 years and 5 months... not enough time at all!! LOL

OK so I will stop wittering on about my non existent love life, but I thought it would be nice to have somewhere, where women or men in fact are in the similar situation as me. I mean if you have any stories or know of any speed dating places, then please let me know!!

I really want to go speed dating but trying to convince my mates is like asking them to give me blood lol!

Like there is no point in Internet dating as I have recently found out as the men all there are useless, actually they probably are alright if you met them in a club or a bar ( don't even get me started on the blokes you meet there) no one seems to understand apart from my one mate... Is it that I get to intoxicated that no one finds me attractive or because I get excited when a good song comes on? ( we all get excited now and again)

One bloke told me I'm high maintenance... I don't think so, it was more like he couldn't keep up with my partying ways. " I said I have 8 years to settle down, not 8 days" So I think a good old let you hair down is OK now and again or most weekends don't you?

Any way please leave your comments they would be much appreciated.. Funny stories.. disaster dates. I am setting my self a challenge, 2 weeks to find a date. Lets see if this is possible.... Join in and may the best women win!!